Breaking: Wolfmother to split!

April 1, 2008 by  

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I’m just getting the most awful news possible, that our beloved band are to split up! The news is that Myles and Andrew had a fight in a Brisbane bar last week, apparently sparked by Myles’ revelation that he was going to grow his hair into an afro. Eye witnesses say that Andrew totally flipped and smacked him across the face, prompting Myles to pull a drumstick from his pocket and try to shove it … well somewhere not very nice.

The band’s management also told me that the new album has been delayed primarily because Chris got seasick from watching Cloverfield and the effects prevented him from completing his cover of Bohemian Rhapsody.

However the album is now complete and will be released next March, entitled “Super Furry Oliphaunts”. It will include just 8 tracks including Pleased to Meet You, Love Attacker, Communication Breakdown, a remix of Woman, a dance version of Bohemian Rhapsody and three whole new tracks.

Make a note of the date, people – this is truly a sad day in history.

Comments

15 Responses to “Breaking: Wolfmother to split!”

  1. turdface on April 1st, 2008 8:46 am

    nice april fools joke

  2. J of Sweden on April 1st, 2008 8:50 am

    April April din dumma sill!

  3. COTW on April 1st, 2008 9:33 am

    You almost killed me from a heartattack when i saw the title! stupid april fools!

    how very unprofessional :P

  4. chimaera on April 1st, 2008 9:46 am

    haha well I gave some thought to making it sound extremely real and serious. But I’m too nice a guy to do that to you all, so I deliberately made it obvious.

    Next year … I might not be so kind.

  5. DC on April 1st, 2008 11:26 am

    hahahah oh you cock =D

  6. piriod on April 1st, 2008 3:18 pm

    i shit my pants when i saw it :P

  7. Henza on April 3rd, 2008 10:02 am

    omg u know how dissipointed i was! i cant believe i fell for that!i told all of my friends OMG! i feel so good now that its over… anyway i heard wolfmother are doing there firt gig in 9 months at this andy warhol thing but anyway where the hell did you get the title “Super Furry Oliphaunts” from thats just random…

  8. Pat on April 3rd, 2008 4:49 pm

    You SoB! You had me fooled so bad with the headline I almost had a heart attack. lol.

  9. Fly on April 4th, 2008 1:05 am

    i find out now that its a april fools joke? gah! darn you!!!

  10. The Dude With The Flute on April 4th, 2008 7:46 pm

    At first I actually thought it was true. I admit it, I cried. Like a little girl. Then, as I was buying a plane ticket to Brisbane to talk them into getting back together, I realized it was April fool’s day. That was a cruel joke, Chimaera.

  11. The Dude With The Flute on April 4th, 2008 7:51 pm

    I guess I’m pretty gullible.

  12. Aaron on April 7th, 2008 6:20 am

    damn u im worried about there new album being a bunch of frooty cover songs and dance remixes than them breaking up at the moment

  13. bender on April 28th, 2008 12:40 am

    WOLFMOTHER FUCKING SUCKS!!!they gonna ride the fame off of that fuckin horrible song “woman” for the next 10 years.Look up The Parlor Mob,there fucking actually credible musicians.

  14. Some random guy that is a person...Or is he? on June 5th, 2008 11:09 am

    Haha… I could tell it was fake… Myles poked Andrew with a drumstick, eh. Chris got seasick from Cloverfield, eh. Crappy woman remixes by MSKRFRT, eh.

  15. Stephen on August 9th, 2008 7:16 am

    This turned out to be true! Oh, the irony!

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