Breaking: Wolfmother to split!
April 1, 2008 by chimaera
I’m just getting the most awful news possible, that our beloved band are to split up! The news is that Myles and Andrew had a fight in a Brisbane bar last week, apparently sparked by Myles’ revelation that he was going to grow his hair into an afro. Eye witnesses say that Andrew totally flipped and smacked him across the face, prompting Myles to pull a drumstick from his pocket and try to shove it … well somewhere not very nice.
The band’s management also told me that the new album has been delayed primarily because Chris got seasick from watching Cloverfield and the effects prevented him from completing his cover of Bohemian Rhapsody.
However the album is now complete and will be released next March, entitled “Super Furry Oliphaunts”. It will include just 8 tracks including Pleased to Meet You, Love Attacker, Communication Breakdown, a remix of Woman, a dance version of Bohemian Rhapsody and three whole new tracks.
Make a note of the date, people – this is truly a sad day in history.
nice april fools joke
April April din dumma sill!
You almost killed me from a heartattack when i saw the title! stupid april fools!
how very unprofessional :P
haha well I gave some thought to making it sound extremely real and serious. But I’m too nice a guy to do that to you all, so I deliberately made it obvious.
Next year … I might not be so kind.
hahahah oh you cock =D
i shit my pants when i saw it :P
omg u know how dissipointed i was! i cant believe i fell for that!i told all of my friends OMG! i feel so good now that its over… anyway i heard wolfmother are doing there firt gig in 9 months at this andy warhol thing but anyway where the hell did you get the title “Super Furry Oliphaunts” from thats just random…
You SoB! You had me fooled so bad with the headline I almost had a heart attack. lol.
i find out now that its a april fools joke? gah! darn you!!!
At first I actually thought it was true. I admit it, I cried. Like a little girl. Then, as I was buying a plane ticket to Brisbane to talk them into getting back together, I realized it was April fool’s day. That was a cruel joke, Chimaera.
I guess I’m pretty gullible.
damn u im worried about there new album being a bunch of frooty cover songs and dance remixes than them breaking up at the moment
WOLFMOTHER FUCKING SUCKS!!!they gonna ride the fame off of that fuckin horrible song “woman” for the next 10 years.Look up The Parlor Mob,there fucking actually credible musicians.
Haha… I could tell it was fake… Myles poked Andrew with a drumstick, eh. Chris got seasick from Cloverfield, eh. Crappy woman remixes by MSKRFRT, eh.
This turned out to be true! Oh, the irony!